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BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

— Brian Pedaci (@bpedaci) November 9, 2016

Can we go back to yesterday when the day's worst news was missing chocolate triangles in bars of Toblerone?

— Rob Manuel 🍳 (@robmanuel) November 9, 2016

The Simpsons knew, they always know.. pic.twitter.com/r3tME5wHRa

— Made in Indieland (@MadeinIndieland) November 9, 2016

The Simpsons predicted Trump's victory 16 years ago. No one listened https://t.co/Tl240TJmEv

— The Independent (@Independent) November 9, 2016

Of all the elections this year, how can Boaty McBoatface be the one that got repealed?

— Steve Marmion (@stevemarmion) November 9, 2016

Google searches for ‘how to impeach a president’ have gone up by almost 5,000% after #Trump win https://t.co/cwNPiXGXja

— Metro (@MetroUK) November 9, 2016

The most-read story on our site is not about Trump winning or #ElectionNight. It's a story about shooting Trump https://t.co/viBq3MGqhi

— i newspaper (@theipaper) November 9, 2016

Every cloud https://t.co/ubGM4FcHqo

— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 9, 2016

@TwopTwips AMERICANS. Don't move to Canada. Move to Mexico. There will be a wall between you and your mistake.

— Alex Hockley (@artWolfgames) November 9, 2016

From the first black president to a man endorsed by the KKK …nothing like progress 🇺🇸

— John Bishop (@JohnBishop100) November 9, 2016

Hillary is going to have to concede to a man who wants to imprison her. Obama will hand over to a man who thinks he's not an American. Wow.

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) November 9, 2016

Remembering my first thought after #Brexit on June 24th: pic.twitter.com/RcNPCtFzOo

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 9, 2016

OK – I've put it to the test. The new #Toblerone looks underwhelming at best BUT it makes the perfect toast rack… pic.twitter.com/tdROkdwsX7

— Will Foster (@wgsfoster) November 8, 2016

What a standard Toblerone bar looks like in the EU right now. pic.twitter.com/ac46z5YCx4

— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) November 8, 2016

Tesco Bank customers advised they can now find their accounts in the frozen section.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 7, 2016

Just as we were saying …
@KattyKayBBC @afneil @maitlis pic.twitter.com/gm5HzrPaCy

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) November 6, 2016

Watch the awesome @monachalabi perfectly predict the US election result, and why the pollsters will get it wrong – THREE MONTHS AGO pic.twitter.com/bC8Jxh86or

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 9, 2016

So the final numbers for #ElectionDay are:

231,556,622 eligible voters

46.9% didn't vote
25.6% voted Clinton
25.5% voted Trump

Wow.

— Ethan Spibey (@EthanLDN) November 9, 2016

Spare a thought for @johnlewis from Virginia who will soon be waking up to thousands of tweets about foxes, squirrels and #bustertheboxer.

— George Mahood (@georgemahood) November 10, 2016

The Man on the Moon calls his agent, livid. "A trampoline?" He shouts. "A TRAMPOLINE? I HAD TO GO TO THE MOON, JEFF." #BusterTheBoxer

— innocent drinks (@innocent) November 10, 2016

"They've been sad enough this year, lets make them smile" how I imagine the @johnlewisretail advert came about. Bravo #BusterTheBoxer

— Catherine M (@cathmo87) November 10, 2016

How to clean an oven: pic.twitter.com/8hDgoT3xNO

— Dave (@davechannel) November 12, 2016

Ways to improve a boring Friday: pic.twitter.com/mbVQhPeIKs

— Dave (@davechannel) November 11, 2016

#recap Choosing the right font is importanthttps://t.co/vT7yieS5bc pic.twitter.com/NOTdXzm8GE

— The Poke (@ThePoke) November 12, 2016